I HATE YOU LITERALLY. Do you know how worried I was? You didn’t even bother to talk to me earlier? I should yell at you, scold you and push you off a cliff for this seriously, Alex, go home right now thank.

But nonono, stay. and you’re my favorite alien peasant in the whole wide world okay. ♡ never forget. but when are you coming is the actual question i’ve been waiting for you forever i hate you you’re stupid i’m not even sorry for say that.

WOW. you couldve at least told me that i would’ve been texting your ass asap, you know what. you’re a bad princess, i’m taking my kingdom back to my prince charming self and you can remain a peasant for all i care but i’ll seriously text you like right now, right this second.

no you can’t be with me unless your name is lee taemin sorry. OK KISSU KISSU.